So the deed has been done, Ana is no longer a virgin, and ChristianGrey actually slept in a bed with her again. Yay.
-Ana wakes up early, dances around the kitchen and makes breakfast…embarrassingly, of course, or else it wouldn’t be the main character we’re grown to know and love. *rolls eyes*
-Her subconscious seems to be making more frequent appearances now. I am not okay with this.
-ChristianGrey asks a shit ton of very personal questions, and Ana seems taken aback by them. Woman, you read part of the contract he wants you to sign. You should realize by now that this is not a meek guy you’ve got.
-OH GOD, the bath. The entire section about her giving him a bj is just SO AWKWARDLY WRITTEN. I laughed my way through it. ChristianGrey flavored popsicle?! Don’t you have a gag reflex? SHE BIT HIM. I just…oi.
-Oh hey, its Ana’s first taste of bondage. So that’s why there is a tie on the cover of the book.
-The whole sniffing her pubic hair thing is… I don’t even know. Hilarious? Creepy? Awkward? I feel like awkward is a good word for a lot of what happens between these two. Either the characters or the writing are in a perpetual state of awkwardness.
-LOL His mommy is there! How old is this guy, fifteen?!