Fifty Shades of Edits

phlegmatically. Phlegmatically?! While I guess technically the definition fits, it sounds like she just picked up a thesaurus and was like, Oh, I’ll put this word in, it sounds intellectual. No.

Necrophilia is not my thing. Actually, Grey, we’re not talking about necrophilia here seeing as Ana is still very much NOT DEAD. We are talking about rape. Rape is not your thing, which is good to know.